last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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