She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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