Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
operation have a gay friend backfired
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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