i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Randomize
