Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
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boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
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And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
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How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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