I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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