He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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