I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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