his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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