i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
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They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
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Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
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