I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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