Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Randomize
