super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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