Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I'm experimenting with sincerity
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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