Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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