Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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