I can't watch pbs sober anymore
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
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