Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize
