It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
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He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
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Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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