OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
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This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
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And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
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