would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
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i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
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You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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