So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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