She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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