what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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