nut hugger
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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