we're blogging at a bar
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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