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(651): View more from Minnesota

Nipple clamps can be ambiguous

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(415): View more from California

Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.

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(614): View more from Ohio

yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.

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and what did he say?

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there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.

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(450): View more from Quebec

I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life

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(314): View more from Missouri

The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired

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(216): View more from Ohio

what is it with giant penises always finding me

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(325): View more from Texas

I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.

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(831): View more from California

Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.

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(419): View more from Ohio

I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.

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Please do.

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