i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
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Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
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He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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