belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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