You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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