Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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