i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
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That's how twitter works, right?
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
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I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
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Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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