Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
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Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
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I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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