you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
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So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
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He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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