Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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