butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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