: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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