so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Randomize
