David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
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Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
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Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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