you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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