Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
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im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
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I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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