Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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