You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Randomize
