it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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