My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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