Just mADE A PArabola og urine
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Holy sore nipples Batman
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
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