just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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