I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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