I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Randomize
