Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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