there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
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You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
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One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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