Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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