Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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