the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
whose parrot is this?
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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