Im at strip club and am horny
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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