windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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