no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I thought I drunk dialed Adam last night and left him a voicemail. I just checked my phone. I realize I left a drunk voicemail with my son's teacher.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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