That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
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stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
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Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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